Airport Security

An airport once confiscated my granny's nail file - her mission was subsequently compromised :(

No Right Turn

I don't even want to talk about those road signs...

Overweight

When I moved to Australia, the airport wanted to charge me $100 because my luggage was 10 kg overweight.

I asked if people with low BMIs could get discounts. I ended up paying $100.

:(

Run Bazza, Run

Getting out of the house regularly to go for a run is good for you.
It buggers your knees, but it's good for you :(

Docklands

In life, sometimes people try very hard to be something that they're not - which brings me to the topic of Docklands.

Docklands is an area in Melbourne which is trying very, very hard to be trendy and cool, but alas, nobody goes there. The city has been putting a lot of money into Docklands over the years trying to develop it - they even built this humungous ferris wheel which cost like a bajillion dollars to make. It was deemed unsafe before it was open to the public. It didn't matter cos nobody goes to Docklands anyway. (unless, like me, you go there to work - who the feck wants to ride a ferris wheel on their lunch break? Anyway, we can't now, because the ferris wheel is rather buggered)

The Mont.

Antisocial Networking

This comic had been blocked at my work - I think it was because it was orginally called "Facebook.jpg" - I've changed it to "Bacefook.jpg", so hopefully it will work now :)

Orrible Weather

I am now into my third year in Melbourne and I'm pretty sure that this is the 'orriblest winter yet :(

Hooray!

Malc

Best job in the world

I can think of many things which annoy me about Melbourne's horse drawn carriages. This is one of their redeeming features...

See you later, Alligator

To date, the worst comic I have ever read was about 4 years ago in the Otago Daily Times back in New Zealand. It featured Lucky Eddy from Hagar the Horrible saying to an alligator "See you later, alligator". And that was it.

But hey, at least he's got more than three people in his fanbase! Am I right, three people?! Thanks for reading.

McMalchie

Train Delay

It is very fitting to have a comic about delays since I haven't published one since flippin' January.

I apologise to my fans, all three of you.

Malc.

Melbourne Parking

There are two types of people in Melbourne - those who have been given a parking fine, and those who will be given a parking fine. Mainly because of signs like this one below.

Baz vs. Sleep

Happy Australia Day and don't forget to not fall asleep at the steering wheel.

- Malc

Happy New Year 2010

Oooh look at that, for a moment there, I forgot that I was supposed to be a cartoonist.
Sorry for the silence, on the bright side, I have been spending a lot of my time building a website for Melbourne Fuzz, which will go live next month.

I found the sketch of this comic the other day - I totally forgot about it. Anyway, I made it nice and pretty - so here it is, fully revamped and good to go.

Sincerely

Malc.