We're back!

Happy New...April? Whoops.

Thank you for those who were patient, and a BIG thank you to those who kept nagging me to post a new comic.

It's been a busy year so far at work and I really need to make more time for the Fuzz. I HAVE been doing a lot of painting though which has been choiiiice bro! Two artworks of mine were sold at an art charity auction last week. The artists' works raised over 10 gorillas in total! Lekkkkker!!!!

This comic involves a lovely old lady from Toorak - which is the laa-dee-daa posh part of Melbourne. For our South African readers, think Waterkloof. For the kiwis, think Remuera. For the Zimbabweans... think... er, Rhodesia?

When I used to work with customers, I wasn't too good with the difficult, self important ones - If you can't calm them down, then there's no reason why you shouldn't join the party. I was a bit of a wise mouth at times. Didn't help much, but my colleagues loved it.

This goes out to all you hard working front-liners, keep it up, Melbourne Fuzz loves you.

God Bless,

Malcolm

A fly off the wall

I love Melbourne, but look, I'm not going to lie to you - I don't like flies. No really. I don't. The ones in South Africa and New Zealand were ok - they'd be like, "hey wassup, Malcolm" and I'd go, "bugger off, fly", and they'd say, "righto" and that'd be the end of that. But the ones here just keep coming back. Maybe they're just friendlier. Have you ever tried carrying an ice cream in each hand in the middle of a Melbourne summer with your mouth open? It's hilarious.

Love,

Malcolm